one pill makes you small.... another makes you...

White Rabbit - Jefferson Airplane
One pill makes you larger
And one pill makes you small
And the ones that mother gives you
Don't do anything at all
Go ask Alice
When she's ten feet tall

And if you go chasing rabbits
And you know you're going to fall
Tell 'em a hookah smoking caterpillar
Has given you the call
Recall Alice
When she was just small

When men on the chessboard
Get up and tell you where to go
And you've just had some kind of mushroom
And your mind is moving low
Go ask Alice
I think she'll know

When logic and proportion
Have fallen sloppy dead
And the White Knight is talking backwards
And the Red Queen's "off with her head!"
Remember what the door knob said:


Jeff said...

I love to see a successful reintegration of animals back into their natural habitat. The sasquatch population was beginning to dwindle.

gwadzilla said...

the terms are a tad blurry as pop culture tries to get involved in my family tree

Sasquatch would be my Canadian cousin

although I have traced some of my heritage to a bloodline to the Yeti of the Himalaya

but honestly

I am just a member of the Big Foot clan

our brood is shrinking
if I could convince my wife to spread my seed I would do my part
I am not so sure she would support this selfless effort

Icon O. Classt said...

I'm a member of the Bigfoot Clan, too.