"take it to the bridge"- James Brown
"where is that confounded bridge" - Robert Plant
actually... we know where the bridge is and we know how to get there
but people are befuddled about what to do once they cross it
so... as the joke goes
WHY DID THE BICYCLING CHICKEN CROSS THE WILSON BRIDGE?
to get to the other side.... of course - Gwadzilla
in the Washington Post