note to the ladies... do you want the illusion of massive weight loss?

weight loss?
you looking for an illusion of massive weight loss?
well... I have a secret illusion of weight loss tip

no dieting... no need to exercise!

it is simple... real simple
grow a massive beard then shave it
when clean shaven your peers will notice a dramatic difference
the compliments you will get will astound you
most of those comments will be about your weight

so... grow that massive beard...
then shave it

it works for me nearly every year
I guarantee that it will work for you
people will most certainly respond to the BEFORE-AFTER situation

photo by Kevin Dillard
Kevin has multiple photos showing at THE QUIRK gallery in Richmond

(show continues until August 23rd... my birthday)


Jeff said...


nathan said...

I need a moment alone with this photo