why isn't there a TOP GEAR television show for cyclists?

to investigate each and every bicycle subculture
to analyze and compare each and ever different type of bicycle
breaking it down
tires?
shimano-sram comparisons?


famous guests? OF COURSE!
but maybe they would talk more about gear... than telling stories of their moment of fame


music? DC's Thievery Corp could be the "house band"
maybe it could be done more in a talk show host format
that would be easier to script
bicycle related guests
different bicycle themes
different guests... all sorts of things could be discussed
but... a show that was more gear rich than cycling and its politics would be great


Top Gear
http://www.topgear.com/uk/