some basic life skills...

swimming and riding a bike are basic life skills...
up there with learning to read, write, and add or subtract

the girl at the bar was not amused when I told her that her parents owed her money for failing her as her parents by not teaching her to swim or ride a bike

she told me to F-Off

guess... she cut me off just in time
because I was just getting started

I guess I may have learned to swim and ride a bike... but I still have not learned how to have a polite conversation