The Thief... not cool... The Bicycle Thief... EVEN LESS COOL! What they are stealing is a part of the victim... not just a possession

The Bicycle Thief

Lost and Stolen Bikes in the DMV on Facebook

LOCK YOUR SHIT OR LOSE YOUR SHIT!

I have had a bicycle stolen... it is not a good emotion
it is a feeling you may carry with yourself for a long time

I have found Pee Wee's Big Adventure to be a good analysis of the stages of dealing with the loss

Pee Wee's Big Adventure