I need to go back to school

I need to go back to school
I need to go back to school for industrial design
as I need to start getting my inventions going
the world needs some of my inventions

right now I need to invent the device that cleanly opens the duck sauce, the mustard sauce, and the soy sauce that comes with delivery chinese
then puts each sauce into a separate container
so that all of these sauces do not go to waste

I certainly do not have the time or concern to get some scissors, a funnel, and an empty bottle or jar

the device needs to be cleaner and easier than asking the people on the other side of the phone not to bother sending 50 soy sauce packet, 15 mustard sauce packets, and 15 duck sauce packets