Special Thanks to Bike Valet Volunteers at Dc's Incarnation of the Tout de Fat

Lots of build up tp the Tour de Fat
Social Media- Word of Mouth

I enjoy explaining to deaf ears and blank faces what the Tour de Fat is about as much as I enjoy trying to expkain cyclocross

Google that shit
Or better yet just show up

Yes-,tough to explain
Easy to experience
It is free- no registration- except for the pre event cruiser ride

Yes- Just Show Up

Well- apply that to next year in DC
See if you are travling to one of yhe other ten cool cities that the Tour de Fat visits

Thanks to my team of Bike Valet Volunteers and all of the volunteersat the Tour de Fat

Thanks people for photos of me
Good chance i have a photo of you on my CF card

Last minute contribution to the DC Tour de Fat

Carney Coleman needed a set of special pedals for his hand cranked whirlly gig

Thanks New Belgium- carnies and all- the DC incarnation of the Tour de Fat was AMAZING

A few photos to follow- but really- I was not my usual shutterbug self

Just hiked the dog in Rock Creek Park... No Strava data... No Instagram photos

But I swear it happened


Tour Tour Tour

Tour de Bike Lane is TODAY!

New Belgium is still looking for SOMEONE TO TRADE THEIR CAR FOR A BIKE at the 2015 Tour de Fat in DC

details on the DC Tour de Fat Page

last night I was late to the ChurchKey Tour de Fat Happy Hour... but I was right on time to lead some New Belgium Folks on a bicycle tour of the Monuments... good time... even if I did kidnap everyone and keep them up past their bedtime

Hope Everyone Had as much Fun as I Did!

I did not take any photos...
no photos of Jefferson, Lincoln, Coleman, Brian, Martin, Matt, or anyone else involved in the mini-tour

camera issues... again
I am having major technology woes
my shit is broken
cameras... laptops... bicycles
all my shit is broke
I am broke

bad combo

do you hear me shaking a cup?
I need a Kickstarter page

good times for sure... even got home around midnight
not sure how I did not turn into a pumpkin


Billy Goat Trail- a local favorite- not much of a secret

on the Billy Goat trail up on the highest point there are these amazing pools of water
small isolated pools of water with their own little ecosystems
this pool is filled with tadpoles

The Billy Goat is a Family Favorite
but it is no secret
best on weekdays of early am

Catch and Release

it seemed appropriate for the boys to mess with this military weaponry on Memorial Day
it was a good hike
a great way to spend a Federal Holiday with my boys

Tour de Fat Bike Valet is run by volunteers... many of which are members of MORE!

many of the volunteers are also members of DCMTB
DC Mountain Bike

Jed is a DCMTB representative who has volunteered with the TdF Bike Valet years prior
in and effort to improve the system he designed these Bike Valet Tickets!

now how about that FLYOVER for the Lil Belgians at DCCX?

MORE rocks it
MORE builds natural surface trails
MORE maintains natural surface trails
MORE works with land managers to open natural surface trails to bike and keep those trails open
(rides-races-epic rides-picnics and camping trips)


this link has a great tangent... "Letter to the First Lady"

Dean has skill on the bike... practice... practice... well... he does not practice that much

Stacking Rocks in Boulder is a CRIME!

read it to believe it


I ask you... TELL TWO FRIENDS AND TWO STRANGERS ABOUT THE TOUR DE FAT... the DC Incarnation of the Tour de Fat is this Saturday May 30th at Yards Park... here is the schedule...

go in public and grab some like minded people and invite them to the Tour de Fat

New Belgium Invites One Washington, D.C. Role Model to Give Up Their Vehicle at Tour de Fat:
Saturday, May 30

Don’t miss a day full of bikes, beer and bemusement!
Ft. Collins, Colo., May 27, 2015 – New Belgium Brewing’s traveling carnival celebrating man’s greatest creation, the bicycle, is returning to Washington, D.C. on May 30. The festivities kick off in Yards Park and New Belgium is still seeking one brave soul to swap their car keys for a bicycle helmet and live car-free for a full year.
The role model car-for-bike swapper is awarded a stipend to buy his or her own commuter bike. Swappers are chosen after submitting an application describing why they are ready to give up their vehicle for the gift of two wheels. Submit your video here: NewBelgium.com/Events/Tour-de-Fat/CarTrader.
The Washington, D.C. stop kicks off the 2015 season of Tour de Fat and will feature eclectic entertainment, yo-yo performances and even vaudeville acts. Everyone 21 and older is invited to sample new and classic favorites from New Belgium including the brewery’s flagship brew, Fat Tire, New Belgium’s latest year-round offering, Slow Ride Session IPA, and selections from the acclaimed Lips of Faith series.
Tour de Fat is free to participants, but beer and merchandise proceeds from the Washington, D.C. stop will go to:
Washington Area Bicyclist Association 
Black Women Bike DC 
Fairfax Advocates for Better Bicycling 
Mid-Atlantic Off-Road Enthusiasts 
Phoenix Bikes
Last year, the Washington, D.C. Tour de Fat stop had approximately 7,000 attendees and raised more than $57,000 for local non-profits.
Tour de Fat – Washington, D.C. Details
Saturday, May 30
Yards Park
Main Stage:               
11:40 a.m. — Fashion! (Best Costumes of the Tour de Fat)
12:00 p.m. — Lips Lounge Tapping: La Folie, Oatmeal IPA, Cocoa Mole
12:10 p.m. — Sister Sparrow & The Dirty Birds
1:00 p.m. — Lips Lounge Tapping: Pear Ginger Beer
1:10 p.m. — The Slow Ride Races
2:00 p.m. — Lips Lounge Tapping: Carnie Whiskey Barrel Love 
2:10 p.m. — 1,000 Person Dance Contest – Winner receives a New Belgium Cruiser!
2:40 p.m. — Car for Bike Trade
3:00 p.m. — Lips Lounge Tapping: Transatlantique Kriek
4:00 p.m. — Charles Bradley
5:00 p.m. — Finale
Stage Stage:
12:20 p.m. and 3:10 p.m.
Superfriends Variety Hour: Death Defying Comedy, Chain Saws, and Bananas
Le Tigre Circus Tent:
11:15 a.m. - Marnie Sams Muffin Show (Kids Show)
11:50 a.m. - The Other One
12:20 p.m. - Fire Leopard 
1:10 p.m. - The Kroup
2:05 p.m. - Yo-Yo Time Machine
2:40 p.m. - Honeymoon Cabaret
3:30 p.m. - The Other One
4:20 p.m. - Etiquette School
Admission – FREE!
Donations for non-profits are accepted
Beer – $5
You can pre-register and donate to receive a limited edition Tour de Fat license plate athttp://bit.ly/1zIuyeP.  
See Facebook.com/TourDeFat for the Tour de Fat credo, schedules, videos and to submit an entry to swap your vehicle for a fancy new bicycle. For more on the Washington, D.C. stop, click here.
About New Belgium Brewing Company 
New Belgium Brewing, makers of Fat Tire Amber Ale and a host of Belgian-inspired beers, is recognized as one of Outside Magazine’s Best Places to Work and one of the Wall Street Journal’s Best Small Businesses. The 100% employee-owned brewery is a Platinum-level Bicycle Friendly Business as designated by the League of American Bicyclists, and one of World Blu’s most democratic U.S. businesses, and a Certified B Corp. In addition to Fat Tire, New Belgium brews ten year-round beers; Ranger IPA, Rampant Imperial IPA, Shift Pale Lager, Slow Ride Session IPA, Snapshot Wheat, Sunshine Wheat, 1554 Black Lager, Blue Paddle Pilsner, Abbey Belgian Ale and Trippel. Learn more at NewBelgium.com.


New Belgium Tour de Fat Volunteer Event at Churchkey on Thursday Night...



From: May 28, 2015 12:00 AM
1337 14th St NW Washington, DC, District of Columbia


Churchkey Tour de Fat Pre Party

Date/Time:  Thursday, May 28.  6pm-9pm

Next Thursday, May 28th at 6pm, join ChurchKey, Washington Area Bicycle Association (WABA) and New Belgium Brewing Company for an evening of Beers, Bikes and the Tour de Fat Warm Up!

Churchkey will be featuring 15 amazing New Belgium drafts, including 6 different Lips of Faith beers, and--as an extra special treat for 2015--we are pouring 5 different New Belgium brews on CASK!

Look for Oscar - Apple Whiskey Barrel, New Belgium's highly-revered sour brown ale (and the base beer for La Folie) that has been aged in Leopold’s Apple Whiskey Barrels, as well as the brand new Pear Ginger beer, Grazter (a dark smoke beer brewed in Collaboration with 3 Floyds), Wild2 Dubbel, and Cocoa Mole!

Rumor also has it that our friends at Bluejacket just brewed a new version of Sideshow, the dry-hopped Sour Blond Ale originally crafted in collaboration with the New Belgium crew, and they are sending a keg of this over for the big event!

WABA will be selling Raffle Tickets (1 ticket = $2, 3 tickets = $5, Arms Length = $20) for the chance to win a New Belgium 2015 Custom Cruiser. All proceeds from the raffle will benefit WABA as well. (You must be present at 9 pm for the drawing to win).
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Tour de Fat

Tour de Fat is this Saturday at Yards Park in DC... that is May 30th.. What is the Tour de Fat? Scroll down or Google that SHIT!


the Bike Valet which is run by MORE: Mid-Atlantic Off Road Enthusiasts has filled all its volunteer slots
but if you are a member of MORE and want to help out
just swing by the Bike Valet at the Tour de Fat and see if we need any help
we are good people
it will be a good time

a good mix of people
some people from MORE
some people from DCMTB
some people from around town
just some people who volunteered

yes... this event is about good peeps

tell your peeps about the Tour de Fat
your friend who is a jerk... send him\her to the beach for the weekend
this is about good people and good times
and good vibes

Good Peeps For Sure

yes there is beer at the Tour de Fat
and yes.... the proceeds from the beer purchases do go back to the NPOs that volunteer there

but... you do not need to drink all the beer!

enjoy yourself
be safe... be responsible
have a good time



the event is family friendly
good time for children of all ages
but if you want to drink
you need to be of age
be sure to bring you ID so that you can get a wrist band and then purchase a beer

come out Saturday May 30th to Yards Park for the DC Incarnation of the Tour de Fat
Drinks Lots of Water
Wear Sunscreen
Have Fun!

 New Belgium and Tour de Fat
scan these Gwadzilla Pages for more info
go to the Gwadzilla Facebook Page and look at the photo albums

 Colorado on the Gwadzilla Page

see you there
it is gonna be a party!