IAN on the GWADZILLA PAGE
Rants on Cycling and on Life: Photos of people and bicycles that pass in front of my camera
6.30.2016
6.29.2016
Banksy... Banksy Does New York...
Banksy
it is not original to be a fan of Banksy
it is not original to be a fan of Banksy
am I a fan of Graffiti?
if and only if it looks good
bad graffiti is vandalism
if and only if it looks good
bad graffiti is vandalism
good graffiti is art
art is in the eye of the beholder
vandalism is an eyesore
Banksy Does New York
Banksy and Graffiti on the Gwadzilla Page
6.28.2016
the catch phrase does not fit... it is said that The Bristol Sessions are the "big bang" of Country Music... one problem
country music people... especially of this era would more than likely be creationists
thus not seeing any significance of a thought like "the Big Bang"
Bristol Sessions
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bristol_sessions
Bristol Sessions
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bristol_sessions
The Winding Stream on NETFLIX
Couch Commander... and other great
Couch Commander... INSTANT Classic!
Obama on Jimmy Fallon... HILARIOUS!
to videos to get people to register to vote
What is this "contributory neglect" issue pertaining to cyclists? What does this mean?
10 Questions about Contributory Neglect
and then some other links on this issue
what is my favorite band? It may be Queens of the Stone Age
QOTSA
Josh Homme is too cool
dig the band's sound
dig the band's style
stream their stuff on YOUTUBE if you are not familiar
Josh Homme is AMAZING!
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Josh_Homme
Steve Jobs: The Man in the Machine... not the Steve Jobs that so many elementary school kids did biographies on over the past many years
does the end justify the means?
Steve Jobs: The Man in the Machine on Netflix
Steve Jobs: The Man in the Machine on Netflix
watched this last night...
an amazing life
an amazing career
an amazing contribution
an asshole
6.17.2016
Happy Birthday Dean... Dean turns 15!
WOW!
the days can drag on...
the days can drag on...
while the years will fly by
it is an amazing trick that time plays on us
it seems like yesterday I could throw this kid in the pool
now I can barely lift him off the ground
Dean is challenging me on the bike in the woods
ready to wrestle with his strong arms and over sized hands
trying to claim the spot of King of the Mountain
but not yet...
Dean
as Dean's Birthday approached we discussed the options
there was talk of the traditional pool party at his grandfather's
but I opted for a party at the new house in Manor Park
party at Quackenbos
Dean was amendable to the notion of a party in Manor Park
Dean also agreed that he would handle the invite and the purchase of food
Dean also agreed that he would handle the invite and the purchase of food
the initial plan was for a Saturday Party
but with kids rushing off to vacation and camp we bumped it up to Friday and then Thursday
all that said... our party invites were going on on Wednesday for the following day
all that said... our party invites were going on on Wednesday for the following day
easier said than done...
most often planning goes through the "moms"
Dean group texted his friends... everyone said yes... no one knowing that they were already scheduled for something else
Dean group texted his friends... everyone said yes... no one knowing that they were already scheduled for something else
so when I got home early from work on Thursday Dean was telling me that his short list of attendees had gotten shorter
he was not sad... but he was let down
me... I would have taken it personally even if it wasn't meant as such
I had Dean try to text he rowing buddies to see if they could make a showing
in not much time two friends were at the door and I was sending them out with a list and some money to buy food for the day
while they were out... I drove across down to grab my nephews Eric and Conrad...
unexpected guests... but two of Dean's favorite people
unexpected guests... but two of Dean's favorite people
Eric and Conrad
when I returned with the cousins
I organized troops and we marched to the Takoma Rec Center with croquet and Kan Jam
it was a good number... 5 kids and then me
six being the perfect number for singles or doubles of croquet
also good paring for two on two Kan Jam
the games were intense... high level of positive competition
I won...
yes I won croquet and Kan Jam
but really I won because I helped to deliver a day that was special for my now 15 year old son Dean
everyone had fun
hopefully they had a day to remember
after the games we returned to Quackenbos for some food
the watermelon was delicious
the food of the grill was fantastic
Tim at the ice cream straight from the gallon container... I was tempted to make him finish the whole thing
we had fun... I felt as if I had achieved my goal
was bummed that some of Dean's friends were not able to attend
one friend had been to Dean's birthday parties since pre-k
missing this year really broke a streak
6.14.2016
Happy Birthday Eric Heiden...
Olympic Skater Eric Heiden was not just an amazing skater
Eric Heiden was a dynamic cyclists
Happy Birthday Eric Heiden!
Eric and Skating on the Gwadzilla Page
Eric and Skating on the Gwadzilla Page
6.03.2016
An article about allowing your dog off leash...
Outside Magazine: Why Dogs belong Off Leash in the Outdoors
6.02.2016
Race Report: Andy Zalan's Dead President's Alleycat!
it is all a blur... a total blur
it is always this way... within 24 hours of the event is the best time to try and script a race report... several days have passed since the event finish... not helpful to the creative process
a thousand distinct details blend into one simple memory over the course of a few days
if the legs are still sore some of the memories should be accessible
my memories have faded along with the soreness in my legs
let me start typing and see what surfaces
maybe the images will aid in bringing details to surface
maybe not
RACE REPORTS on the GWADZILLA Page
what is an alleycat?
GTS: Google that Shit
or chase this link on the Gwadzilla Blog
I bet I explained it or tried to define it previously
Alleycat on the Gwadzilla Page
Dead President's Alleycat an AZ Production
DC Leg of the Triple Crown
although I am not a messenger... the current vibe at the messenger races these days is that this is an urban race open to all... race at your own risk... be smart... be safe... don't be a dick... the more the merrier... blah blah blah
so... Alleycats aka Bicycle Messenger Races have become a part of my cycling routine
when life allows... I participate in these events
when life allows... I participate in these events
this weekend I had no conflicts with the race schedule
saw the window of opportunity and I took it
so... Sunday afternoon suited up and rolled down to Dupont Circle to join in on the DC leg of the Triple Crown
it amuses me... a culture that prides itself of "delivering things on-time" almost always start their messenger races late
so... when the race time was set for 3
I had a feeling that there was no urgency for arriving at 2
sure enough I was proven correct
Sunday morning Memorial Day Weekend started slowly
there was some consideration of mowing the lawn
but instead I lazily putzed around the house
trying to clean up... trying to do laundry... not really doing anything
not looking at the bike
not prepping things for the race
I felt that the camera battery had a good enough charge and guessed that there was still room on the SD Card
it seemed as if the bike I would race would not need anything more than air in front and a little lube on the chain
I packed my bag with a change of clothes with the intention of dropping stuff at the location of the after party
then was pretty much ready
rolling out of the house and arriving in the park around 2:30ish
not allowing enough time to drop my clothing at Solly's Tavern so I would be comfortable at the after party
not allowing enough time to drop my clothing at Solly's Tavern so I would be comfortable at the after party
instead I would be racing with excess weight on my back in my already overstuffed backpack
the weather was beautiful
there had been a call for a rainy weekend
but it was not the way things were playing out
Memorial Day Weekend in DC was proving to be glorious all around
when I arrived in the park I threw down my bike and jumped into a game of frisbee with Bruce and a few others
ah... feels good to flip a disc
need to flip a disc more often
so much better than slipping a disc
which is funny... because throwing a frisbee is good for loosening up your back
after some frisbee there was mixing and mingling in between snapping some photos
lots of people in the park looking to race
a good number of people from out of town
as I socialized I tried to size up the race competition
Morgan was up from Richmond
as I socialized I tried to size up the race competition
Morgan was up from Richmond
there were a few people from Baltimore
then even a few people from New York
including messenger legend Austin Horse
dang... looking like some stiff competition
but who would be the wheels to chase...
no Sean O' Donnell?
no Mike "Coach" Pearce?
no Chris Rahbadi?
Where is Kate Schrock?
and AZ? What about Andy Zalan?
no Andy Zalan was hosting the event and not racing
the list of heavy hitters not present was long
rather than focus on who was not there... I looked to get a feel for who was there and who was racing
hmmm... Bruce seemed to be the horse to bet on for this leg of the Triple Crown
sure there was Danny K and Kevin Hayes of Crosshairs
then also the Chocolate City Crew
but I feel my engine matches better with Bruce's than these young bucks with their fresh legs
in talking with others it seemed that a cluster of people would be trying to fit into Bruce's shadow
but who would be the wheels to chase...
no Sean O' Donnell?
no Mike "Coach" Pearce?
no Chris Rahbadi?
Where is Kate Schrock?
and AZ? What about Andy Zalan?
no Andy Zalan was hosting the event and not racing
the list of heavy hitters not present was long
rather than focus on who was not there... I looked to get a feel for who was there and who was racing
hmmm... Bruce seemed to be the horse to bet on for this leg of the Triple Crown
sure there was Danny K and Kevin Hayes of Crosshairs
then also the Chocolate City Crew
but I feel my engine matches better with Bruce's than these young bucks with their fresh legs
in talking with others it seemed that a cluster of people would be trying to fit into Bruce's shadow
time passed and people were getting ancy
then it happened
Andy Zalan hosted a pre-race meeting
there would be six check points including the finish
the first five check points would have a skill challenge then also two bonus check points
it was clear that it would all have to be completed to be competitive
I had the hopes of being competitive
after my frisbee tossing with Bruce there was talk of a few of us working together
it is tough to form allegiances before the race start
Chris aka THC offered to team up as well
Morgan was on this would be could be train
who else?
Morgan was on this would be could be train
who else?
I thought it made more sense to get moving on the bike and see how it all unfolds rather than making promises on something that may or may not happen
it was chaos... hands grabbing manifests... racers grabbing bikes...
a flurry of activity
the dormant bodies became active
BRUCE WAS GONE!
saw Bruce hammering down New Hampshire Avenue nearly a block away before I was even at my bike
saw Bruce hammering down New Hampshire Avenue nearly a block away before I was even at my bike
behind Bruce was a long list of people
they were headed to Georgetown... or maybe the Kennedy Center
I had thought Vermont would have been the best first stop
but... my desire to chase Bruce had me going elsewhere
I was already confused... having thought 1110 Vermont as my first stop did not have me thinking Thomas Jefferson or Kennedy Center at all
so I chased... brain shut off and I chased
not knowing exactly where I was going
not feeling comfortable to try and read the manifest as I split lanes in traffic watching our for cars and other cyclists
not knowing exactly where I was going
not feeling comfortable to try and read the manifest as I split lanes in traffic watching our for cars and other cyclists
it was just as I feared
a swarm of cyclists
all fighting for the same line
it was chaos... complete chaos
coming out of Washington Circle headed towards Whitehurst Freeway and the ramp to K Street in Georgetown I heard a crash and a crunch
a glance in that direction and I could see that the rider was up
pretty confident about what had happened and who was in the wrong
pretty confident about what had happened and who was in the wrong
no need for me to stop... no need for me to play doctor... GW Hospital is right there...
no need to offer mechanical assistance... the racer involved in the "incident" is a solid mechanic and I am not skilled with auto body work
no need to offer mechanical assistance... the racer involved in the "incident" is a solid mechanic and I am not skilled with auto body work
really... I was more concerned about damage to the car and liability
figured that rider wanted to distance themselves from that car
and I wanted to distance myself from both of them
figured that rider wanted to distance themselves from that car
and I wanted to distance myself from both of them
it seemed as if the cyclist may have been to blame
it was not my battle
my heart was beating fast
the race had just begun and I could already feel the heat of the day
before the race start I had tried to hydrate
yet my body was already craving more fluid
it was not my battle
my heart was beating fast
the race had just begun and I could already feel the heat of the day
before the race start I had tried to hydrate
yet my body was already craving more fluid
into Georgetown on K Street under Whitehurst Freeway I was in the shadow of long time messenger DannyK
DannyK was trying to solve the riddle from the manifest... he pedaled past Thomas Jefferson thinking that the check point would be the aqueduct just past Key Bridge
DannyK was trying to solve the riddle from the manifest... he pedaled past Thomas Jefferson thinking that the check point would be the aqueduct just past Key Bridge
a few blocks past Thomas Jefferson Street I shout out to Danny...
"there is a bridge on TJ... the streets cross over the C&O canal!"
"there is a bridge on TJ... the streets cross over the C&O canal!"
we looped back
all trying to avoid colliding with cars
all trying to avoid colliding with each other
I thought that my chiming in might be the start of a bond between Danny and myself... WRONG!
all trying to avoid colliding with cars
all trying to avoid colliding with each other
I thought that my chiming in might be the start of a bond between Danny and myself... WRONG!
when we arrived at the Check Point it was madness
a cluster of racers were already leaving the check point as we arrived
I felt as if I was losing time
I felt as if I was losing time
not realizing the importance of the hacky-sack challenge I kicked the small knit sack around for 3 bounces... all in a rush to keep moving... should have gone for more... imagine... had I been able to hack for an hour I could have scored enough points to win the race without the bike!
alas no...
3 hacks would be all that I would earn
in reality... 3 was fine.. sure I could have scored more... but I also could have scored less
then also... I have never been able to hack the sack for an hour
3 hacks would be all that I would earn
in reality... 3 was fine.. sure I could have scored more... but I also could have scored less
then also... I have never been able to hack the sack for an hour
on the bike and on the way to the Kennedy Center
but what side of the Kennedy Center
I turned to Bang to check his manifest for the both of us to confirm that we were going to the right side of the large white building on the edge of the Potomac River
on the road rather than the bike path we hustled
the bike path was clustered with an assortment of fair weather cyclists\runners\walkers\etc.
but what side of the Kennedy Center
I turned to Bang to check his manifest for the both of us to confirm that we were going to the right side of the large white building on the edge of the Potomac River
on the road rather than the bike path we hustled
the bike path was clustered with an assortment of fair weather cyclists\runners\walkers\etc.
at the Kennedy Center I complete the Egg Carry and then Sing a Song to Birthday Girl April!
POINTS? Am I getting Points for this...
Did AZ give me points for the birthday song?
Did AZ give me points for the birthday song?
each check point handed bonus destinations
I did not even glance a the bonus locations
I was focused on the main check points... as these locations would close early
I did not even glance a the bonus locations
I was focused on the main check points... as these locations would close early
from Kennedy Center I pushed things to Gravely Point
once gain I found myself riding with Bang
on the bikes headed to the Virginia side of the Potomac to the check point by the airport
on the bikes headed to the Virginia side of the Potomac to the check point by the airport
at Gravely Point I scored the bonus points with the U-LOCK toss and felt like I was moving pretty good
the Bruce posse was just ahead of me... leaving Gravely Point seconds before me... I tried to chase them... but could not catch them
this had me thinking I best hammer on my own
back across the bridge in front of the Jefferson Memorial I took a quick break under a tree to see what the bonus locations were... afraid that there could be something back on the Virginia side... or maybe even something at Hains Point
I tried to make sure that I did not over shoot anything
back on the bike I pointed toward the next Check Point... 645 New Jersey NW
it is important to realize that this race is not on a closed course
the race route is determined by each individual racer
the manifest dictates the destination
the order of the destinations or the route to each destination can vary for each racer
the roads are open to traffic
sidewalks and crosswalks are clustered with pedestrians
being a Holiday weekend there were more variables
more tourists and more motorcycles
more motorcycles?
yes... our race corresponded with the gathering of Rolling Thunder
MOTORCYCLES WERE EVERYWHERE!
this had me thinking I best hammer on my own
back across the bridge in front of the Jefferson Memorial I took a quick break under a tree to see what the bonus locations were... afraid that there could be something back on the Virginia side... or maybe even something at Hains Point
I tried to make sure that I did not over shoot anything
back on the bike I pointed toward the next Check Point... 645 New Jersey NW
it is important to realize that this race is not on a closed course
the race route is determined by each individual racer
the manifest dictates the destination
the order of the destinations or the route to each destination can vary for each racer
the roads are open to traffic
sidewalks and crosswalks are clustered with pedestrians
being a Holiday weekend there were more variables
more tourists and more motorcycles
more motorcycles?
yes... our race corresponded with the gathering of Rolling Thunder
MOTORCYCLES WERE EVERYWHERE!
a block behind me was DannyK and Austin Horse
I waved them to catch up... they did not seem to care... they had their own agenda
I turned onto Maine Avenue grumpy that I had not used the Francis Case Memorial Bridge
years prior long time messenger Kevin Keiffer hipped me to the Francis Case Memorial Bridge... it is a nice little shortcut
Austin and Danny did not go the same way as me
years prior long time messenger Kevin Keiffer hipped me to the Francis Case Memorial Bridge... it is a nice little shortcut
Austin and Danny did not go the same way as me
my bet... they went to 1300 Penn instead of the next check point
trying to ride smart and efficient
trying to anticipate the actions of the cars around me
always working to avoid the point of intersection
trying to stand clear of the worst case scenario
at the next check point there was a game of dice
I WON!
I was on a roll... this time LITERALLY!
I felt I was moving fast and efficient
I was on a roll... this time LITERALLY!
I felt I was moving fast and efficient
scoring good points and having a good chance of being competitive
there were two Hill stops on the bonus check points
a memorial at 150 Washington ST at the base of the hill
then a memorial on the back of the RNC building in NE
a combination of lack of oxygen to the brain... riding alone... not having my reading glasses on... sweat soaked gloves... ADD and Dyslexia had me answer a few questions wrong
BAD MOVE!
BAD BAD MOVE... ALL THAT PEDALING FOR NOTHING!
that would not reveal itself to the end
BAD MOVE!
BAD BAD MOVE... ALL THAT PEDALING FOR NOTHING!
that would not reveal itself to the end
a bit of a spoiler
but what can I say
I am typing what I can remember
I am typing what I can remember
off the hill and then the final check point on Vermont
oh shit... I need to go to Ford's Theater and 1300 Penn?
WHO IS DISPATCHING HERE!
I am riding around like a chicken without a head!
but my guess... others are moving about the city in a fashion just as jumbled
at Vermont I balance the dice... Damien tells me I had the best balancing for the day... but no extra points for style
WHO IS DISPATCHING HERE!
I am riding around like a chicken without a head!
but my guess... others are moving about the city in a fashion just as jumbled
at Vermont I balance the dice... Damien tells me I had the best balancing for the day... but no extra points for style
number of endowments... cornerstone... then north
leaving two more NW addresses for later... Washington Ciricle and Jefferson Place would have to wait
at the Kennedy Rec Center dyslexia had me scribble 1825 instead of 1853
more points lost
OH MAN! OH OH MAN!
CLERICAL ERRORS!
WHY!
CLERICAL ERRORS!
WHY!
somewhere about half way through my race it started to rain
the rain itself was not so bad
in fact there were aspect of the rain that were nice
it cooled things down... I was not as much in need of something to drink which was good... since my water bottle was pretty much dry
as I pedaled I enjoyed the taste of the summer rain on my upper lip
but the rain was not all positive
in fact there were aspect of the rain that were nice
it cooled things down... I was not as much in need of something to drink which was good... since my water bottle was pretty much dry
as I pedaled I enjoyed the taste of the summer rain on my upper lip
but the rain was not all positive
the water on my rims combined with the lack of visibility on the car windshields made for a dangerous affair
the wet rims made for increased stopping distance
I had a few near misses that would have played out differently under dry conditions
from the action "in the hole" I headed up town
Kennedy Rec Center
Lincoln Theater and then Kennedy Street
the wet rims made for increased stopping distance
I had a few near misses that would have played out differently under dry conditions
from the action "in the hole" I headed up town
Kennedy Rec Center
Lincoln Theater and then Kennedy Street
I had more near misses than I care to admit
U-Turning Cars being the most dangerous enemy around me
car drivers rarely see the cyclist
I try to move through the city like a ghost
avoiding them because it is more than likely they do not see me
U-Turning Cars being the most dangerous enemy around me
car drivers rarely see the cyclist
I try to move through the city like a ghost
avoiding them because it is more than likely they do not see me
up the 13th Street towards Kennedy Street I was still riding alone
I did not want to take the steep 13th Street Hill... but I was at its base
going one block over in either direction seemed like extra work just to avoid a hill
so I manually shifted into the small chain ring in the front with my right foot
then spun my way north
I did not want to take the steep 13th Street Hill... but I was at its base
going one block over in either direction seemed like extra work just to avoid a hill
so I manually shifted into the small chain ring in the front with my right foot
then spun my way north
I curious where I was in the scheme of things
it is not like a race on a course where you have an understanding of who you have passed and who has passed you
there is no real knowing your finishing spot until after the points are tallied
sure... there is the order of finishing
but some people may not have gone to all the check points before the finish
while there may have been others like me who went to check points but messed up the Q&A
the ride to Kennedy Street was a long painful hammer fest
it was a relief to arrive there
I asked a man on the stoop if he had seen other cyclists here... he said no... that had me feeling good about my positon in the race
on my way down the hill from 1365 Kennedy I saw a long list of people traveling north
Danny K... Lindsay... all sorts of racers headed up hill!
this did not help my sensation of my potential finishing spot
I knew I had the northwest stops... but felt that the down hill back downtown would allow me to bisect the city without any extra effort
it is not like a race on a course where you have an understanding of who you have passed and who has passed you
there is no real knowing your finishing spot until after the points are tallied
sure... there is the order of finishing
but some people may not have gone to all the check points before the finish
while there may have been others like me who went to check points but messed up the Q&A
the ride to Kennedy Street was a long painful hammer fest
it was a relief to arrive there
I asked a man on the stoop if he had seen other cyclists here... he said no... that had me feeling good about my positon in the race
on my way down the hill from 1365 Kennedy I saw a long list of people traveling north
Danny K... Lindsay... all sorts of racers headed up hill!
this did not help my sensation of my potential finishing spot
I knew I had the northwest stops... but felt that the down hill back downtown would allow me to bisect the city without any extra effort
saw John Dinn on Jefferson Place...
we exchanged hellos but not much more
we exchanged hellos but not much more
1 Washington Circle had BLUE FOUNTAIN LIGHTS...
wish I had stopped by there after Georgetown
I must admit... when I was at Ford's theater I did try to use my iPhone to see a photo of the fountain at 1 Washington Circle... but with no success
wish I had stopped by there after Georgetown
I must admit... when I was at Ford's theater I did try to use my iPhone to see a photo of the fountain at 1 Washington Circle... but with no success
more comfort with Google Street View or another similar application and I would have certainly been able to see that fountain without going there
but that is my native race format
but that is my native race format
back across town one last time
on U Street I saw people still getting the info off the t-Shirt at the Lincoln Theater right next door to Ben's Chili Bowl
been there... done that...
I was on my way to Solly's
as I locked up a block away a dozen people entered the bar before me
but really... finishing order was secondary to how many points you scored
as it would turn out...
I would lose 30 points for those three incorrect answers on the bonus check points
I would lose 30 points for those three incorrect answers on the bonus check points
leaving me at 373
DANG... give me that 30 points and I would have scored 403
and guess what...
John Shack and Austin Horse scored 403
THE LEADERS TIED WITH 403!
alas no...
THE LEADERS TIED WITH 403!
alas no...
I would not stand along side the leaders
I would be a mid pack finisher
all because of some sloppy clerical mistakes
that said... boasting about my race would be like an Winter Olympic Bi athlete boasting about their ski time while they missed all the targets with the riffle
getting the targets is part of the race
same here...
getting the CORRECT answer... not just going to the location is part of the race
I dropped the ball in a sport that does not involve a ball
this is not the first time where manifest flaws cost me points
in the end John Shack rolled in before Austin Horse
sure they scored the same...
but Shacks faster finishing time gave him the top spot on the podium
GOOD JOB SHACK!
Way to Represent!
DC Wins DC!
Great Time!
Fantastic Day!
time well spent
more photos on the Gwadzilla Facebook Page
https://www.facebook.com/GWADZILLA
great day on the bike
had a blast
drank way too much whiskey with Solly of Solly's Tavern
Solly was a messenger decades ago... I know him from those days
we had fun catching up
Solly was a messenger decades ago... I know him from those days
we had fun catching up
yes I had fun even if Sunday Night destroyed my Monday Day!
thanks all that took the time to throw this race together
thanks to the volunteers
thanks to the sponsors
and
thanks to those that raced
thanks all that took the time to throw this race together
thanks to the volunteers
thanks to the sponsors
and
thanks to those that raced
more photos from the DC Let of the Triple Crown... Dead President's Alleycat
Alex and Andy
Albone and AZ
Chocolate City Cycling and Cross Hairs Cycling Represent
NYC Messenger Austin Horse spreads the word about the NACC
NACC
North American Courier Championship
Kevin and Andy talking... bikes may be part of the conversation
another Kevin
Dupont Circle and the stories it could tell
PBR one of the Sponsors
thanks to all the sponsors
it is my understanding that messenger races tend to be not for profit
Shawn or Sean
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