moped... past tense for mope

I never got the whole moped thing
oh sure... I get the moped thing
if you are 14
but when the young urban hipsters were moving about the city on mopeds a decade ago... I just did not get it

it seemed odd to me that they would not just use a bicycle
which would have definitely been cooler

in my youth their was a joke
why are mopeds like fat chics?
because they are fun to ride until your friends see you

the moped army

when a bicycle messenger becomes a moped messenger....
nevermind