slow computers and slow connections suck

slow computers and slow connections suck
I hate having to look at the hourglass on a pc
or that swirly spiral that I have on my mac
it is plain and simple
slow computers and slow connections suck

here is a little resolve that would help things to a certain degree
or at least it would make a good number of men less anxious or impatient as they wait
instead of the hourglass of the swirly spiral there could be a little woman
a little woman with an hourglass figure
that little woman could be dancing or touching herself
or for other people maybe the dancing cat
I am not a cat person

maybe with this alteration people would not mind waiting so much
anything would be better than that spinning hourglass or that swirly spirally thing

with caller id I will know if it is Steve Jobs or Bill Gates calling to give me all sorts of money for my idea...