a classic corny joke... excuse me...
a classic lettuce joke-
a couple goes into a restaurant to have a romantic dinner...
the hostess... the violin player... the bus boy... the waiter... they are all crowding the couple
they will not give them any space
so when finally the waiter asks the romantic couple what they want for dinner the woman responds...
I would like a Honeymoon Sandwich... LETTUCE ALONE!
the Huffington Post has some shots of Washington DC's Bike to Work Day...
including a shot that I orchestrated but did not snap... which is funny
