oh Austin... behave


I wonder if Cannondale is going to make a statement
or if Sagan will have to apologize

I think it is great... but really
just because the girl at Hooters is dressed like a skank
well... it does not mean that you can touch them
I think that is the rule across the board
no touching... not in the strip clubs... not on the street
keep your hands to yourself

the kid in me thinks it is hilarious
and honestly... it is no big deal
but... as fun as it may be
we just can not behave like that


I heard it was a tight race
and a tight bottom

oh... sorry, I could not resist
and neither could he