"I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness." I have seen mention of Tu Pac, Emo Phillips, and Al Pacino
but the Internet has a way of sharing misinformation
either way...
there are so many "gray market" bikes on the streets these days
high end ill fitting bikes are a tell tale sign that someone did not lock their garage properly