I am almost willing to buy one just to get someone like Cargo Mike or Tar to give it an honest test ride and product review

Walmart is selling a FIXED GEAR BIKE for 150 Bucks!?!?!?
Joe... say it ain't so!
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I would consider buying one of these to get someone like Cargo Mike or Tar to give it an honest test ride and review
I say either or because I am not sure it would survive the test ride of either rider

GWADZILLA MENTION OF TAR
GWADZILLA MENTION OF CARGO MIKE