Police CRACK DOWN on Bicycles on the sidewalk... etc.

Washington City Paper Article about Police ticketing cyclist
http://www.washingtoncitypaper.com/

Don't Get Me Started!
oh... you already did...
ticketing bicyclists?
who is the genius behind this...

lets start with the cars and then go down the line...
really...
who put in the complaint?
a pedestrian? one of those suit or skirt cell phone wielding jaywalkers
one of those penny loafer wearing terrorists

or was it one of those Nascar wanna bes?
one of those car drivers with their 0-60 in seconds flat accelerators?
one of those eco-terrorists with their AC cranked and their windows up
GPS system talking to them like a modern day hover parent

oh...
those car drivers with their high end vehicles
the capacity to go well over a hundred miles per hour but tend to do most of their driving in a 25-35 MPH Zone
those machines that comfortably seat four but tend to be occupied by one
was it one those people

who was it?
and why?
what is their objective?
are they trying to make the streets more safe
or are they just responding to a squeaky wheel?

THE BICYCLE AND THE LETTER OF THE LAW!
that is a notion that cracks me up
WHY DOES THE BICYCLE HAVE TO ADHERE TO THE LETTER OF THE LAW... BUT THE REST OF SOCIETY CAN DO WHATEVER THE FUCK THEY WANT?!?!??!?

enough on this...
my words on this blog mean nothing